Pharaoh Rocher Ancient Egypt Funny Chocolate Parody T-Shirt
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Highest-Quality Materials
⚤ Stylish UNISEX Tee: Perfect for Historitees buffs of all genders
📏 True-to-Size & Pre-Shrunk
🧵 100% Combed Cotton: Lightweight, and Breathable Fabric
💦 Easy Care: Machine wash cold + tumble dry
Proudly Printed, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA!
Easy Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
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• Orders from the USA are fulfilled from the USA. Other countries are fulfilled from regional facilities.
• Orders are typically shipped within 2 days of placing the order (can be longer around year-end holidays).
• Once shipped, allow 5-7 days for orders to be delivered (can be longer around year-end holidays). International shipping time can vary depending on the country of origin, the destination, and whether customs is involved.
Returns
• Our goal at Historitees is that you love your order. Our History gear is typically non-returnable, but please reach out to us if something isn't right.
• Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund or replacement.
• No refunds will be issued after 30 days from the purchase date.
• Please contact us at support@Historitees.com if you believe you are eligible for a refund.
*This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice.
The ancient Egyptians built the pyramids, invented writing, mastered astronomy, and developed one of the most sophisticated civilisations in human history. They also, it turns out, had exceptional taste. Guarded by Anubis, blessed by the Pharaoh, and presented on a golden altar beside the Great Pyramids — the finest treasures of the Nile. Crisp. Nutty. Divine.
For ancient Egypt enthusiasts, history lovers, and anyone who considers chocolate a perfectly acceptable archaeological find.
Printed on soft cotton. Tutankhamun would have approved. He had a notoriously sweet tooth.
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Historian FAQ's
Where are you located?
Historitees is a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.
For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.
Do you ship internationally?
For the moment, we ship to the USA. We are working hard to get international production and shipping in place - so please stay tuned!
Will I get tracking for my order?
Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's exciting musical journey.
What size would fit me best?
We know sizing can be tricky, that's why we have a handy size chart on every product page. We even have a handy tool that will help you choose!
What materials do you use?
We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our products. The exact materials will vary depending on the item, but you'll find all the nitty-gritty details on each product page.